House - Episode 1: I’m really glad they got that part out of the way on the first episode. I really don’t feel like watching Prison Break.

Fringe - Episode 1 & 2: Interesting, but not as interesting as the start of the first season. Episode 2 was very random, when there are things that I want answers to RIGHT NOW.

Heroes - Episode 1: This show is running out of ideas. I’m seriously tired of the Hiro/Ando storyline.

Dollhouse - Episode 1: I’m hoping the show fulfills its potential. Oh, and Eliza Dushku.

Shows I’m still downloading: Flashforward, Stargate Universe (it’s supposed to be good), and the next episodes of the shows above.

I’m waaaaay behind.

I have zero Tumblarity. I don’t care. I don’t even know what it’s supposed to mean.

It’s like Xbox achievements… who cares? Oh wow, you bought more games than me! Grats2u! It’s just a marketing ploy to make you do/buy stuff you wouldn’t want to.

Sadly, it apparently works.

Dear random person who is supposed to be a boss,

If you want someone to do something for you, make sure you know what result you want in the first place. Just so we don’t have to do it again and again. And again.

Yours truly,

Guy with carpal tunnel from pressing ctrl+C, ctrl+V

All the time. No exceptions.

Even if you’re a Ferrari, you can only go as fast as the slow-ass bicycle that just happens to be in front of you.

Unless you run him over.